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  1. Wherever

    Wherever Well-Known Member

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    Whilst still wearing it
     
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  2. LIBERTARIAN

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    around his neck, after
     
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    fun with sexy Diane :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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  4. LIBERTARIAN

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    and The Batchelors, who....
     
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    had never been with
     
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  6. LIBERTARIAN

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    a Hobbit, except when
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    they were in rochdale
     
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  8. LIBERTARIAN

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    digging up Cyril Smith's
     
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  9. San Diego

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    first pet dog's bones
     
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  10. LIBERTARIAN

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    to make soup, and
     
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    A nice French stick
     
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  12. LIBERTARIAN

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    of rhubarb coated in
     
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    hair lacquer would make
     
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    Boris Johnson pull his
     
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    plonker with extreme rage
     
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    Issues that have been
     
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    well documented by Brexit
     
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    fears of andrex shortages

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    leaving many itchy arseholes
     
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    like Tony Blair, who
     
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