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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    for the chicken meals
     
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    the meat chop suey
     
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  4. kiwiqpr

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    which hong kong fooey
     
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  5. San Diego

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    made a gravy sauce
     
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  6. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    using only dish water
     
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    To wash her vajayjay
     
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  8. kiwiqpr

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    before her date with
     
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    the singer Engelbert Humperdink
     
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    who just happened to
     
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  11. kiwiqpr

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    be her mums favourite
     
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    warbler who often visited
     
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    his local doughnut supplier
     
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    which are lop sided
     
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