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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    say it sounds better
     
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    when played on vinyl
     
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    condoms at recommended speed
     
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    of no less than
     
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    thirty thrusts a second
     
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    followed by a swift
     
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  7. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Half down the boozer
     
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    where the rent boys
     
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  9. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Who all voted remain
     
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    were suddenly told about
     
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  11. LIBERTARIAN

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    Dianne Abbott's latest tattoo
     
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    LIBERTARIAN, Mar 30, 2019
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    of the Death Star
     
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    with two blue moons
     
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    who was so drunk
     
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    he propositioned Neil Warnock
     
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    for some dogging sessions
     
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