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  1. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    turning left at Margate
     
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  2. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    Skidaddalling out of town
     
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  3. Hoop-Leif

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    faster then a speedboat
     
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  4. Wooperts_duck

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    carrying illegal immigrants from
     
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  5. LIBERTARIAN

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    Dianne Abbott's basement, where....
     
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  6. Hoop-Leif

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    her collection of calculators
     
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    Hoop-Leif, Mar 10, 2019
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  7. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    couldn't be added up
     
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  8. LIBERTARIAN

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    to make any sense
     
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  9. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    so they were given
     
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  10. Hoop-Leif

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    away to Dara O'Briain
     
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  11. Wooperts_duck

    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member
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    who sold them to
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 10, 2019
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  12. Hoop-Leif

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    fund his weetabix habit
     
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    Hoop-Leif, Mar 10, 2019
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    as a cereal killer
     
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    who uses cornflakes to
     
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    Hoop-Leif, Mar 10, 2019
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    cover his tracks, but
     
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    they snap,crackle,and
     
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    LIBERTARIAN, Mar 11, 2019
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    pop goes the weasel
     
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    Grayling who throws money...
     
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    LIBERTARIAN, Mar 11, 2019
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    into dildo stock investments
     
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    which never go up
     
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