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  1. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    the local farmer who
     
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan Forum Moderator

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    had a farm, ee
     
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    also had a nasty itch
     
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  4. LIBERTARIAN

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    a romantic encounter with
     
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  6. LIBERTARIAN

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    Dianne Abbott's wig, which....
     
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  7. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    was a living entity
     
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  8. LIBERTARIAN

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    according to Hackney Council...
     
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    which helped her count
     
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  10. LIBERTARIAN

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    the number of fingers...
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    in a family pack
     
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    of Birdseye fishy thingies
     
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    now made in china
     
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    and sold in Darlington
     
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    Football Club's food outlet
     
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    available for skinny people
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    who need fattening up
     
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    in case they're accused
     
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