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  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    which we all knew
     
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  2. LIBERTARIAN

    LIBERTARIAN Well-Known Member

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    came from B&Q, where…..
     
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    garden gnomes are rampant
     
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  4. LIBERTARIAN

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    after imbibing rat poison
     
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    LIBERTARIAN, Dec 5, 2018
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    and hundreds and thousands
     
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    of nits from Dianne....
     
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    LIBERTARIAN, Dec 5, 2018
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    the barmaid from Cheers
     
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  8. LIBERTARIAN

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    I'll have a double....
     
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    LIBERTARIAN, Dec 5, 2018
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    top said Eric Bristow
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 5, 2018
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  10. LIBERTARIAN

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    but 'Jockey' Wilson didn't...
     
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  11. Hoop-Leif

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    have his i. d. card
     
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    Hoop-Leif, Dec 5, 2018
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  12. LIBERTARIAN

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    or any idea of...
     
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    the cost of flights
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 5, 2018
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    to Gretna Green, where....
     
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    his wife to be
     
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    knocked up by Trump
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 5, 2018
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  18. LIBERTARIAN

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    or George Bush Senior....
     
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    whereas George Bush Junior
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    was down the pub
     
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    kiwiqpr, Dec 5, 2018
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