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  1. Hoop-Leif

    Hoop-Leif Well-Known Member

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    place to indulge in
     
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    stuffing the turkey with....
     
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    fart flavoured jelly beans
     
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    on offer at Tesco's....
     
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    when you also purchase
     
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  6. UTRs

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    some thrush removal cream
     
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    from the blonde salesgirl
     
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  8. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    who you wouldn't mind
     
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  9. Hoop-Leif

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  10. UTRs

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    to her nasty rash
     
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  11. Hoop-Leif

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    on her rather large
     
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    cucumber, which she strokes...
     
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    lovingly like her pussy
     
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    in her back garden
     
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    near the pear tree
     
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    in a small caravan
     
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    with little Warwick Davis
     
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