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  1. kiwiqpr

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    hot dogs in competition
     
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    where he came second
     
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    to a little girl
     
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    called Clarissa from Cleethorpes
     
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  5. kiwiqpr

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    who didnt even practice
     
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    but was very good
     
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    Farting dogs running amok!
     
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    in her back garden
     
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    tearing up the flowers
     
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    and crapping on the
     
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    front lawn which had
     
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    thirty seven different gnomes
     
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    they had political asylum
     
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    any kind of weather
     
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    meaning they got wet
     
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    outside to buy a
     
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