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  1. Wooperts_duck

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    utilising tickling sticks and
     
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    a rather luxurious lubricant
     
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    that was guaranteed to
     
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    enable lift off to
     
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    a far flung planet
     
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    where Superman once lived
     
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    but was exiled from
     
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    Rochdale due to flatulence
     
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    that made people faint
     
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    or even throw up
     
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    all over the floor
     
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    of the local chippy
     
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    which pissed off the
     
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    owner, Gustav Fleischbender, who
     
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    dressed himself in Gucci
     
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    suits and Poundland shoes
     
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    topped off with socks
     
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    he stole from Tescos
     
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    and pants from Matalan
     
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    which were too big
     
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