Off Topic The four word story thread here!

Semi painted ply wood

 

imported from North Korea

 

and never paid for

 

Then, suddenly, out popped

 

a small raccoon that

 

the greatest president that

 

should never have been

 

created in Frankensteins laboratory

 

fresh smell of flowers

 

emanating from the shed

 

where Igor liked to

 

do his potting whilst

 

dancing to Abba songs

 

often hold mass orgies

 

and charge five quid

 

for participation in various

 

sexual themed party games