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  1. Wooperts_duck

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    and some Snickers bars
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 22, 2018
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    from a little child
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Apr 22, 2018
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    prodigy like Vera Lynn
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 22, 2018
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    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    whose namesake, Vera Duckegg
     
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    Gordon Armstrong, Apr 22, 2018
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    used to tell yolks
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Apr 22, 2018
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    to her pet ducks
     
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    Hoop-Leif, Apr 22, 2018
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    while riding a unicycle
     
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    San Diego, Apr 23, 2018
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    around her duck pond
     
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    Hoop-Leif, Apr 23, 2018
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    before screaming loudly at
     
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    her neighbour, Farmer Giles
     
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    Who had terrible piles
     
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    of dung outside his
     
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    Hoop-Leif, Apr 23, 2018
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    caravan but that didn't
     
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    Cause the real pong
     
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    hanging in the air
     
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    like a bad smell
     
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    that you jut can't
     
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    Get rid of without
     
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    spraying everything with acid
     
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    and a good deodorant
     
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