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  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    looking for impressionable tarts
     
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    to put handcuffs on
     
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    them in their undies
     
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    whilst wearing large sombreros
     
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    and not much else
     
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    therefore causing offence to
     
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    Little people in green
     
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    polo neck sweaters who
     
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    sweat like polo bears(sorry)
     
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  11. Hoop-Leif

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    smelling of weed smoke
     
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    I then remembered to
     
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    pay for my outstanding
     
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    Postman Pat, 'cos he's
     
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    and nonsense and poppycock
     
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: 'Tis all balderdash and nonsense!, It be gobbledegook too i tells ya!, good morning slim!, like kiwi, hiya greg, God gave sausage rolls to you

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