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  1. Gordon Armstrong

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    could say alright, but
     
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    she isn't, she is
     
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    just plain damn ugly
     
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    Like most red headed
     
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    midgets, who look like
     
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    old sun burnt tangerines
     
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    fresh from market stall
     
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    owned by Fred Smith
     
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    and his wife Granny
     
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    Smith, who used to
     
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    love eating apple pies
     
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    whilst sitting naked in
     
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    a bath of custard
     
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    in the back yard
     
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    which resembled remote fluffy
     
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    interspersed with some very
     
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