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  1. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    about bottles of Guinness
     
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    about which his passion
     
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    soared after two bottles
     
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    and a ham sandwich
     
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    with Dijon mustard for
     
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    emergency lubrication if required
     
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    although American mustard is
     
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    As sticky as glue
     
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    almost like a stick
     
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    with thorns protruding inwards
     
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    which can cause it
     
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    to interfere with one's
     
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    libido which can be
     
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    tricky to manoeuvre oneself
     
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    When distracted by something
     
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    as challenging as splayed
     
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    or displayed female bodies
     
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    of all shapes and
     
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    sizes even if they
     
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    pretended to be somewhat
     
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