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  1. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    by Tim Henman's wife
     
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    because Tim's were small
     
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    enough for table tennis
     
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    collection of ornamental eggs
     
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    which was the envy
     
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    because they all hatched
     
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    their plans to borrow
     
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    beg or steal somebody
     
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    a cunning plan to
     
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    to penetrate the defences
     
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    and make them squirt
     
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