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  1. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    took one for the
     
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    children in need who
     
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    couldn't believe their eyes
     
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    ears, and noses which
     
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    all began to twitch
     
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    due to the shocking
     
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    sight before their eyes
     
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    which required dark glasses
     
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    to shield their blue
     
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    movies from the police
     
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    which Sting enjoyed watching
     
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    whilst undergoing tantric sex
     
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    with his wife Trudi
     
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    to stop her whinging
     
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    about his little member
     
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    of parliament whose name
     
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    is Keith Vaz, that
     
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    dodgy, horrible little nerk
     
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    who speaks with a
     
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    forked tongue according to
     
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