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  1. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    with Ant and Dec
     
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    along with Ben Hur
     
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    whose cold, dead hands
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    were really absolutely gunless
     
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    just like Mark Duggan
     
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  7. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator Forum Moderator

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    the absolutely gunless gunslinger
     
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    Eunuchs can't get erect
     
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    without them magic tablets
     
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    Pele swears by them
     
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    "****ing hell they're great!"
     
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    Stiff as a board
     
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    and ready for battle
     
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    A hard days march
     
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    through the wet valleys
     
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    Wear ribbed featherlight condoms
     
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    inflated on their heads

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