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  1. Gordon Armstrong

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  3. UTRs

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    that nobody liked because
     
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    they were on display
     
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    which Brendan Rodgers assumed
     
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  13. Gordon Armstrong

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    were a Scottish delicacy
     
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  14. Taffvalerowdy

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    been known to think
     
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