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  1. Wooperts_duck

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    washed up revolting footballer
     
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    Like QPR often sign
     
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    With drug and drink
     
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    served on silver trays
     
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    with coke and Pepsi
     
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    And other exotic cocktails
     
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    that taste like crap
     
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    , shaken crap, not stirred
     
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    by a buxom blonde
     
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    In a tight white
     
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    catsuit that really showed

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    The baked bean stain
     
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    around the crutch area
     
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    Which proves that it's
     
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    wise to wear aprons
     
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    when flicking the bean
     
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    playing a guitar furiously
     
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    until it snapped and
     
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