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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

  1. San Diego

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    to get to wherever
     
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  2. UTRs

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    the girly action was
     
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  3. San Diego

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    because everyone knows that
     
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  4. UTRs

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    sloppy seconds just suck
     
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  5. San Diego

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    and make other noises
     
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  6. UTRs

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    like a rusty ratchet
     
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    and a damp fart
     
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  8. UTRs

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    which made Nelly giggle
     
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  9. San Diego

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    for hours on end
     
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  10. UTRs

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    until Nelly finally exploded

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    and was gorged upon
     
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  12. UTRs

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    by Rod, Jane+ Freddy

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  13. San Diego

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    to a live audience
     
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  14. UTRs

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    of shagged out OAP's

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    dribbling and smelling like
     
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  16. UTRs

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    dirty public mens urinals

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  17. San Diego

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    which was better than
     
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  18. Gordon Armstrong

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    utilising John Terry's facilities
     
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    which were condemned by
     
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  20. Gordon Armstrong

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    civilisation because he's a
     
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