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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. kiwiqpr

    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    bbc news last night
     
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    which included a report
     
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    on treatment for bunions
     
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    littleDinosaurLuke Well-Known Member

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    presented by David Beckham
     
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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    that well known lothario
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    looking for his knighthood
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    one they call liz
     
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    who knighted Bradley Wiggins
     
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    with a hugh chopper
     
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    front and rear brakes
     
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    which made him cry
     
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    out "Yabba, Dabba Doo"
     
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    kiwiqpr Barnsie Mod

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    and thats all folks
     
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    so ends this story.

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    Thanks everyone for taking part in my four word story thread here<cheers><applause><ok>:emoticon-0167-beer::emoticon-0169-dance:emoticon-0168-drink:emoticon-0168-drink:emoticon-0168-drink:emoticon-0167-beer:

    Hope you all enjoyed it!

    Goodnight:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    This is how she looks now...

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    <laugh>

    Sorry, carry on, just being a tw@t<whistle>
     
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    OK, I will start chapter two of this four word story<ok>

    I was really exited
     
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