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  1. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    various fruits like bananas
     
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    Grapes, plums and peaches
     
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    on offer at Lidl
     
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    silly old woman who
     
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    fancied Eric Bristow who
     
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    was a cockney wide boy
     
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    who liked a ciggy
     
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    and a pint or
     
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    Carling Black Label lager
     
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    with a whisky chaser
     
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    whilst Jocky Wilson drank
     
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