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  1. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    for hot Summer's days
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    he discovered Vaseline had
     
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  3. Taffvalerowdy

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    started to melt over
     
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    the deep staple wounds
     
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  5. Taffvalerowdy

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    so Polly rubbed the
     
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  6. johnnywarksmoustache

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    purple helmet to discover
     
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  7. LIBERTARIAN

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    that a genie popped....
     
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  8. Taffvalerowdy

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    spouted some magic formula
     
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  9. johnnywarksmoustache

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    and jizzed his beans
     
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  10. San Diego

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    into a tin can
     
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  11. johnnywarksmoustache

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    and floated into space
     
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    with nothing but a
     
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    bowl of custard to...
     
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    smother on his Julie
     
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    Andrews blow up doll
     
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    called Mary Poppins who
     
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    came regularly when needed
     
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    by Bert the chimney
     
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    sweep whose pole was
     
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