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  1. Gordon Armstrong

    Gordon Armstrong Just another S.A.F.C. fan
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    costume instead of purple
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  2. LIBERTARIAN

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    baubles stapled to your...
     
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    drunk uncle's trouser crotch
     
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  4. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    a very big prick
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Dec 21, 2016
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  5. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    or so the nurse
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Dec 21, 2016
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  6. LIBERTARIAN

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    on duty at the...
     
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  7. Taffvalerowdy

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    local surgery shrieked when
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Dec 21, 2016
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  8. LIBERTARIAN

    LIBERTARIAN Well-Known Member

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    she saw the size...
     
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    LIBERTARIAN, Dec 21, 2016
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  9. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    of his left bollock
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Dec 21, 2016
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  10. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    and the metal staple
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Dec 21, 2016
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  11. LIBERTARIAN

    LIBERTARIAN Well-Known Member

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    that was intended to...
     
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    LIBERTARIAN, Dec 21, 2016
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  12. johnnywarksmoustache

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    hold his bollocks together
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Dec 21, 2016
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  13. Taffvalerowdy

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    causing a rubbing sensation
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Dec 21, 2016
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  14. johnnywarksmoustache

    johnnywarksmoustache Well-Known Member

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    which caused friction burns
     
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    johnnywarksmoustache, Dec 21, 2016
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  15. LIBERTARIAN

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    while he paid his...
     
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    LIBERTARIAN, Dec 21, 2016
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    bar bill at the
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Dec 21, 2016
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  17. San Diego

    San Diego Sir Mediator
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    local pub with kindness
     
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    San Diego, Dec 21, 2016
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    for helping him to
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Dec 21, 2016
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  19. johnnywarksmoustache

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    relieve himself of the
     
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  20. LIBERTARIAN

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    that he usually reserved...
     
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    LIBERTARIAN, Dec 21, 2016
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