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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

  1. littleDinosaurLuke

    littleDinosaurLuke Well-Known Member

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    and slaughtered the congregation
     
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  2. Wellernever

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    at crown green bowls
     
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  3. San Diego

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    shooting a perfect curler
     
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  4. Saints_Alive

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    knocking the jack off
     
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  5. San Diego

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    to the left side
     
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  6. Wellernever

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    before hitting Kate Moss
     
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  7. Saints_Alive

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    squarely on the chin
     
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  8. San Diego

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    popping a large zit
     
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  9. Wellernever

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    that burst all over
     
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  10. Saints_Alive

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    Jamie Hince's icecream cornet
     
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  11. Wellernever

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    and Pete Doherty's syringe
     
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  12. littleDinosaurLuke

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    full of gravy granules
     
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  13. Saints_Alive

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    "ah, Bisto!", says Pete
     
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  14. UTRs

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    whilst delving into his
     
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  15. littleDinosaurLuke

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    collection of Strokes records
     
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  16. UTRs

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    which he stole from
     
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  17. littleDinosaurLuke

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    The New York Dolls
     
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  18. Saints_Alive

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    while Whispering Bob Harris
     
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  19. littleDinosaurLuke

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    and whispering Ted Lowe
     
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  20. Saints_Alive

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    sang Snooker Loopy acapella
     
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