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    onto Ken Barlow's wig
     
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    that had only been
     
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    drycleaned that same morning
     
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    by a one legged
     
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    Chinese man who had
     
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    Bad teeth caused by
     
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    drinking too much Guinness
     
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    and sucking cola bottles
     
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    and licking shop windows
     
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    because they tasted like
     
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    really spicy onion bhajis
     
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    bought from Tesco Express
     
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    along with a couple
     
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    of almond croissants and
     
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    an overcooked hash brown
     
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    that was so hard
     
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    the his dentures snapped
     
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    And fell into the
     
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    bowl of strawberry blancmange
     
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    that was gobbled down
     
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: 'Tis all balderdash and nonsense!, It be gobbledegook too i tells ya!, good morning slim!, like kiwi, hiya greg, God gave sausage rolls to you

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