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  1. San Diego

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    as they embark on
     
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    a plot to kill
     
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    Rufus McDufus, murderer extraordinaire
     
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    , Mr Rusty's brother obvs
     
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    from his time inside
     
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    a Vietnam POW camp
     
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    with Wilfred Hyde White
     
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    and Dame Edna Everidge
     
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    who's really a bloke
     
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    if you didn't know
     
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    , gutted I liked her

    (Just like to thank my fellow nutters on this thread for the good crack we are all having here<cheers>, keep up the good work:emoticon-0148-yes:)
     
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    but not my taste

    (a good bit of fun UTR's, and maybe a bit of an insight into peoples' brains <whistle> I'm sure some psychologist somewhere could do a study on this thread <laugh>)
     
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    due to age difference

    (Yes, agreed SD. I think I lost a part of my brain in those rave fields, big tops and warehouses in the 90's. I don't take myself or life too seriously anyway, it's too short!)
     
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    correction, due to ugliness

    (I blame a mixture of drugs and English comedy, the majority of my favourite shows being of the very strange kind. I love English comedy, even the bigoted, racist kind from the 70/80's. I still remember Jim Davidson's "Chalky" best mate and laughing like hell. I'm not racist but I'll laugh at jokes if the punchline is good. It's all about the delivery and structure of the joke, not what it's about sometimes. Even now, when somebody introduces me to a client or something at work I put my hand up and wave and say "Hello" in true Vic Reeves style from Shooting Stars. Nobody else knows but I do it anyway <laugh> Anyway UTR's, I prefer to think of it that I woke an unused part of my brain up rather than lost a bit, that's why I may be a bit different, I certainly say things that others dare not, and regularly get in trouble for it. I'm blunt as a hammer sometimes, me <ok>)

     
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    and a blatant disregard
     
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    to good personal hygiene
     
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    that's Australians for you
     
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    all due to transportation
     
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