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    Was a messy goo
     
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    cooked by my wife
     
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    who followed the wrong
     
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    path to the litchen
     
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    thru to the shiitter
     
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    where she sat for
     
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    three hours twenty minutes
     
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    until Manual Pellegrini arrived
     
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    and passed the Andrex
     
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    And topped with fries
     
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    young asian personal assistant
     
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    that Pellegrini tried to
     
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