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  1. Taffvalerowdy

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    lap and fed him
     
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    To the lions and
     
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    took bets as they
     
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    Considered shopping at morrisons
     
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    but thought better not
     
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    Cause they still have
     
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    Jimmy Tarbuck doing security
     
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    rounds on a segway
     
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    Wearing bright green dungarees
     
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    and brandishing a tazer
     
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    which he fires indiscriminately
     
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    Into a pint of beer
     
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    into a dirty ashtray
     
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    which the barmaid had
     
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    was told by her
     
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