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  1. San Diego

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    complete with hair curlers
     
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    and with a ***
     
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    sitting in the ashtray
     
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    along with a packet
     
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    of XXX strong mints
     
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    to take away the
     
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    Taste of the XXX
     
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    which was too strong
     
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    even for someone like
     
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    Donald Trumps Hair stylist
     
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    who has forearms like
     
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    Ozzy Osbourne that can

     
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    squash a rat in
     
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    one clap of those
     
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    bulging limbs which were
     
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    forged by cracking nuts
     
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    when a young lad
     
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    and using a sledgehammer
     
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    To demolish a kitchen
     
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    To save the booze
     
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