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  1. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    before mumbling and smiling
     
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    His wife's pet name
     
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    that nobody knows about
     
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    was dear old Gertrude
     
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    but she preferred Mavis
     
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  11. Taffvalerowdy

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    because it sounded sexier
     
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    when said in a
     
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    sultry Northern French accent
     
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    making her the halitosis
     
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    , a title she despised
     
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