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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

  1. San Diego

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    and sherbet flavoured crisps
     
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  2. Taffvalerowdy

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    that made him want
     
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  3. San Diego

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    to learn the recipe
     
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  4. Taffvalerowdy

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    so that he could
     
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  5. San Diego

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    make it at home
     
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  6. Taffvalerowdy

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    and serve it to
     
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  7. San Diego

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    all of his friends
     
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  8. Taffvalerowdy

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    who will be stunned
     
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    into a strange silence
     
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  10. Taffvalerowdy

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    by the sight of
     
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  11. San Diego

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    Richard Branson in a
     
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    British Airways stewardesses uniform
     
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  13. Taffvalerowdy

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    not for the first
     
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    time in his life
     
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    having shopped at B&Q

    (<laugh> Sorry, I promise not to use B&Q anymore)
     
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  16. San Diego

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    and been profoundly affected (like UTR's <laugh>)
     
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  17. UTRs

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    UTR's, Death to B&Q
     
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    was the cry heard
     
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    (I would make a good mental home patent. I'm OK until I see or someone mentions B&Q, then it takes six men in white coats to hold me down as I go mental...<laugh>)
     
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    by Molly the midget
     
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