Off Topic The four word story thread here!

be held responsible for

 

the crap music playing

 

throughout the whole store

 

, a headache enjusing selection

 

of Take That and

 

Coldplays so called hits

 

that would make anybody

 

Buy a piano lesson

 

with a blind teacher

 

or even with Blondie

 

who can teach anybody

 

to mime poorly to

 

a badly written script

 

in B&Q's plant section

 

where the smell of

 

cannabis plantations nearly ripe

 

with some fruity indica

 

is enough to make

 

you want to buy

 

a packet of pork