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  1. Taffvalerowdy

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    followed by pork scratchings
     
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    and some custard creams
     
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    bought from Tesco Express
     
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    with some foreign money
     
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    from beyond Hadrian's Wall
     
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    wearing kilts and barely
     
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    covering their dangly bits
     
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    which wasn't difficult because
     
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    you needed a magnifying
     
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    glass and small tweezers
     
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    if you needed to
     
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    Get up yer kilt
     
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    you'd find a toothpick
     
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    Eastern European whores with
     
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