Off Topic The four word story thread here!

to his brother Groucho

 

I want a minty

 

Green second hand Fiat

 

With go faster stripes

 

that will race at

 

the Donington race track

 

unless it rains cats

 

And frogs with lots

 

of yummy milk chocolate

 

that melt in your

 

suit jacket inside pocket

 

just before a meeting

 

with the vice president

 

of Volkswagen after the

 

scandal that left many

 

seeking class action against

 

that sneaky German company

 

who lost the carrot

 

from the snowman's nose

 

and to make matters