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  1. Didley Squat

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    Do the tip run
     
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    leaving black bags open
     
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    stinking like their evil
     
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    contents comprising Keir Stasi's
     
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    sweaty plumb sack shreddies
     
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    a new cereal available
     
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    with free blowyup Lady
     
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    parts stocked in Lidl
     
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    next to knicker elastic
     
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    which helped her dressing
     
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    that were not fit
     
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    in the water system
     
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