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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    his underwear skiddies soiled
     
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    having slipped on the
     
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    ky jelly scattered on the
     
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    bathroom floor after a
     
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    a nasty slip holding
     
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    on for dear life
     
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    stopping Percy hitting porcelain
     
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    instead flooding the bathroom
     
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    while knocking doors over
     
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    gay wanting some consensual
     
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    knitting competition organised by
     
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    Crime syndicates at races
     
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    Namely egg and spoon
     
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    races on playing fields
     
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    full of grass too
     
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    SMELLS GOOD QUALITY SKUNK
     
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    cheap at the price
     
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    unless you are caught
     
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