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  1. Swanitalian

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    which tasted like jam
     
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    wrong time of month
     
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    that caused an eruption
     
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    in the nether regions
     
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    of New South Wales
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 4, 2025
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    never to be repeated
     
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    slipping a taxi fart
     
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    caused the driver to
     
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    gasp for fresh air
     
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    because he needed to
     
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    replace his stained undercrackers
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 6, 2025
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    with disposable ladies briefs
     
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    only available at Asda
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 6, 2025
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    Dollar, make no mistake
     
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    have a hooters bar
     
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    sex starved gusslers thirsty
     
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