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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Didley Squat, Nov 30, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    the umpires' arse with
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 30, 2024
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    out removing his trousers
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 30, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Explosive farts finished him
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Nov 30, 2024
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    off completely, ruining his
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 30, 2024
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    Soup in a cup
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 1, 2024
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 1, 2024
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    who lost all his
     
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    Swanitalian, Dec 2, 2024
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    Hair in a blender
     
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    that squashed all the
     
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    Swanitalian, Dec 4, 2024
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    nuts in his pocket
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 4, 2024
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    tearing a hole in
     
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    Swanitalian, Dec 5, 2024
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    the entire Earth's crust
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 5, 2024
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    with bacon and eggs
     
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    Didley Squat, Dec 6, 2024
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    cooked sunny side up
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 7, 2024
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    just for spite again
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 7, 2024
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    against all Newcastle supporters
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 7, 2024
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    on board the ship
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    Anally and orally in
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Dec 9, 2024
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