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    Wooperts_duck Well-Known Member Staff Member

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    Church date at Hooters
     
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    Aunt Bessies' Yorkshire Pudding
     
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    dipping the neighbour's gravy
     
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    granules into the bath
     
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    hiding the wet farts
     
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    released by David Lammy
     
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    an absolute dimwit
     
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    but but dats free
     
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    he whispered to Starmer
     
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    as Alli counted cash
     
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    to buy knickers
     
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    used ones only smelly
     
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    onto David Lammy's face
     
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    Go to Church please
     
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    Where nuns flog it
     
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