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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    titivated on the beach
     
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    Funnelled up the cove
     
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    problems with their crack
     
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    Leaking brown gravy stains
     
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    all over the elderly
     
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    last stiffy was 72
     
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    that was a great
     
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    great like man of steel
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Sep 5, 2024
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    called Clark Kent and
     
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    and shot into space
     
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    the atmosphere was flat
     
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    Flatulence was at calm
     
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    and then suddenly a
     
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    like a lightening bolt
     
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    shooting through the sky
     
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    left a crack thundering
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Sep 6, 2024
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    Fart that ripped through
     
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    and made everyone gag
     
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    your eyes watered at
     
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    the absolute rotten smell
     
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