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  1. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    which was especially foul
     
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    whilst eating marmalade sandwiches
     
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    which were surprisingly sour
     
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    given the wafting aroma
     
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    asked the old lady
     
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    was it her fish
     
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    Her pussy liked eating
     
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    and making a mess
     
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    but the smell revolting
     
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    making everyone vomit loudly
     
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    still think i would
     
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    like to eat seconds
     
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    if tasting like haddock
     
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    the smoked haddock not
     
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    the putrid smelling socks
     
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    Filled with cream cheese
     
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    and best Diarrhoea gravy
     
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    making sloppy sounds with
     
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    flip flops by poolside
     
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    enjoying the Spanish sun
     
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