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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Heil Starmer said newt……
     
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    Didley Squat, Aug 22, 2024
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    who was a frog
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 22, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    but really a prince
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Aug 28, 2024
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    Harry type of idiot
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Aug 29, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    but no beating Kweer
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Sep 3, 2024
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    Two Tier Smarmer, who
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 3, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    was born a twat
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Sep 3, 2024
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    and played with himself
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 3, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    but usually his uncle
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Sep 3, 2024
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    beat him soundly for
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 3, 2024
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    playing with his todger
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Sep 3, 2024
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    one handed, whilst fiddling
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 3, 2024
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    with his cheesy chips
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Sep 3, 2024
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    and his salty tears
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 3, 2024
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    said his boy friend
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Sep 3, 2024
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    who looked like Corbyn
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 3, 2024
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    only with more hair
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Sep 3, 2024
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    around his hairy arse
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Sep 3, 2024
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    which was leaky and
     
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    KingHotspur, Sep 4, 2024
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    smelled of stinky poo
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Sep 4, 2024
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