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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    To the nuns billets
     
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    where they wore out
     
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    Their sex toys when
     
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    extracted produced a slurp
     
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    Of vanilla milk shake
     
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    similar to oat milk
     
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    Bread sandwiches at lunch
     
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    Which Fern Britton enjoyed
     
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    After cricket at night
     
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    With a glass of
     
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    beer to sit on
     
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    The toilet where she
     
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    Ate lollipops all day
     
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    cured by rubbing ointment
     
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