Off Topic The four word story thread here!

To the nuns billets

 

Their sex toys when

 

extracted produced a slurp

 

Of vanilla milk shake

 

Bread sandwiches at lunch

 

Which Fern Britton enjoyed

 

After cricket at night

 

With a glass of

 

beer to sit on

 

The toilet where she

 

Ate lollipops all day

 

Watching repeats of Eastenders

 

wishing for juicy bits

 

Of Pat Butchers underwear

 

Covered in greasy sweat

 

with an itchy tadger