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  1. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    who likes to pork
     
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    His sausage here and
     
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    saintrichie123, Mar 21, 2024
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    his missus likes skinless
     
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    or was it skinheads
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 21, 2024
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    That liked Liz Truss
     
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    saintrichie123, Mar 22, 2024
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    who was trussed up
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 22, 2024
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    Like a Sainsbury’s chicken
     
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    saintrichie123, Mar 22, 2024
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    awaiting a good roasting
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 22, 2024
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    And being covered in
     
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    saintrichie123, Mar 22, 2024
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    seamen from merchant navy
     
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    ships that have moored
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 22, 2024
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    On Kate Price when
     
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    saintrichie123, Mar 22, 2024
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    she wasn't expecting visitors
     
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    Even though they had
     
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    saintrichie123, Mar 22, 2024
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    emailed her in advance
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Mar 22, 2024
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    Of their sexual diseases
     
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    saintrichie123, Mar 22, 2024
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    and other serious peccadillos
     
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    SAILED IN TUNNELOF LOVE
     
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    A Dire Straits song,
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 24, 2024
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    CAUTION ! ( Too many words )
    $50 Fine to go to Reverend Squats Caravan Appeal, payable immediately!
     
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    Didley Squat, Mar 24, 2024
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: 'Tis all balderdash and nonsense!, It be gobbledegook too i tells ya!, good morning slim!, like kiwi, hiya greg, God gave sausage rolls to you

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