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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Nurse, get me the….
     
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    the pampers for ****ty
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 6, 2024
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    Boris Johnson who indicated
     
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    Starmer takes it anally
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 7, 2024
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  5. Didley Squat

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    But wait, there’s more…..
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 7, 2024
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    another three inches exactly
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 7, 2024
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    uttered by Gary Lineker
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 7, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    he enjoys defensive pressing
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 9, 2024
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    to stiffen up the
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 9, 2024
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    Marmalade salad toastie sandwiches
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 10, 2024
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    bought from Greggs Bakeries
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 10, 2024
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    After driving all night
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 11, 2024
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    with empty petrol tank
     
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    using gin breath propellant
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 13, 2024
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    to propel Dianne Abbott...
     
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    into the arms of
     
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    a dirty little Froggie
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 15, 2024
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    named greasy Emmanuel Macron
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 15, 2024
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    Who ate nothing today
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 15, 2024
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    apart from something fishy
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 16, 2024
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