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  1. Didley Squat

    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    Well l’ll be buggered!
     
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    Didley Squat, Jan 31, 2024
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    uttered Sir Keir Starmer
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Jan 31, 2024
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  3. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    always dropping my soap
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 2, 2024
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    Didley Squat Well-Known Member

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    You suds lover you….
     
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    Didley Squat, Feb 2, 2024
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    must use Pears soap
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 2, 2024
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    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    is it prison issue
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 2, 2024
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    asked Gary Glitter who
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 2, 2024
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  8. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    who has three inches
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 2, 2024
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    of nougat still remaining
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 2, 2024
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    and just as stiff
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 2, 2024
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  11. saintrichie123

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    As a board when
     
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    saintrichie123, Feb 3, 2024
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    watching naughty videos sneakily
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 3, 2024
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    bought from the porn shop
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 3, 2024
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    online from South Africa
     
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    singing zulu rugby songs
     
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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 4, 2024
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    and eating Jollof rice
     
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    crispies covered with milk
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 4, 2024
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    followed by rice pudding
     
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    smothered with peanut butter
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Feb 5, 2024
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    which had this effect


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    Makemstine Roger, Feb 5, 2024
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