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  1. Taffvalerowdy

    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    so that he could
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Nov 27, 2023
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    kick a football at
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Nov 27, 2023
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    the wall of the
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Nov 29, 2023
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    local police station, where
     
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    Wooperts_duck, Dec 1, 2023
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    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    Wayne Rooney was locked
     
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    up for Granny abuse
     
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    by stealing their dentures
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Dec 1, 2023
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    whilst they chewed gristle
     
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  9. Taffvalerowdy

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    before moving onto the
     
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    special vegan dessert surprise
     
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    Taffvalerowdy Well-Known Member

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    that Marcus Waring had
     
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    just removed from bin
     
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    number three that previously
     
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    Refused to move house
     
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    because Matt Hancock used
     
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    Sit on the toilet
     
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    whilst writing his speeches
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Dec 3, 2023
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    filled with utter drivel
     
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    as he didn’t have
     
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    Taffvalerowdy, Dec 6, 2023
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