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  1. saintrichie123

    saintrichie123 Well-Known Member

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    Left his boots there when
     
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    putting his stilettos on
     
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    the floor of the
     
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    Royal Oak saloon bar
     
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    where drinks are available
     
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    For twice the price
     
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    in the local Wetherspoons
     
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    where the toilets are
     
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    three miles away in
     
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    a village near Wigan
     
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    where the Rugby League
     
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    poorer areas due to
     
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    the cost of mouthguards
     
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    are need to wipe
     
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    The perfume off the
     
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