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    when Beer Smarmer dribbles
     
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    hairier than a chimps armpit and twice the smell
     
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    halitosis so bad it would strip wallpaper itself
     
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    Brilliant comment, but got carried away there, as should be 4 words, not 9 :1980_boogie_down:
     
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    snatch smelling like prawns
     
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    looking like dried oysters
     
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    even the seagulls wouldn't

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    touch Sir Beer's icecream
     
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    or eat those flaps
     
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    served with cheesy chips
     
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    hot sauce is banned
     
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    in most English counties
     
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    and especially private parts
     
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    in Plymouth and Rochdale
     
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    Where MPs favours consisted
     
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    of loose morals, and
     
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    an Elton John entry
     
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    taken up the aisle
     
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    rear doors smashed in
     
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    by smash and grab
     
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